...Can't stop Fraternizing with the Enemy

I had to do it. A potpourri of emotions and analyzed observations warranted a written document of sorts on my thoughts on the matter. Initially, the draft was deep and psychological and not at all coinciding with my other articles.. so I twisted it some....Now keep in mind I have no right or authority on the following theories but I’m bored, read everything at least twice and I can’t sleep.. so without any further BS introduction.. enjoy, or scoff, or laugh, or stumble over words that are too hard to pronounce..(whatever u do when reading)
*blush* -------------- performance anxiety.

DUM DUM DUMM!!!!!!!

The unfairness of the world brings us to this – Raging hormones, spiking tensions of all kinds, boundless energy and an adventurous demeanor >> the curse and blessing of a teen. Yet the universe and society expects us to make decisions which affect the rest of our lives at a time when we are certifiably insane. Who the hell came up with that idea!
That idea and the theory of a perfect man/ woman together should be classified as fictional. I would rather believe the night noises I hear right now @ 2am is from unicorns and centaurs sensually mating and leprechauns, as they fight with tree nymphs for Tinkerbell's magic wand which ultimately transforms Edward Cullen into a tanned, , hot blooded, living and breathing human.. who happens to be straight. *scoff*.. Impossible.. I know rite?

Guys especially, I hear your cry .. for love and attention and companionship.. but be specific.. and don’t play.. because that problem can be solved by getting a German Shepherd or a Rot or.. a Dalmatian ?. Everyday we have those debates after school... 'bout how there are no women out there for men anymore. “Independent women want to kill men and they doh' need you . and Gold diggers just want man money.” (First off, this is not a debate, merely an observation which I silently consider and scoff at.) Furthermore your lives have been miserable since the dawn of time when Eve ate the forbidden fruit and ‘made’ Adam follow suit. We, the spawn of all evil, deceive and manipulate and u for generations are in constant conflict as to what head to use.. and therefore continue to be susceptible to our irresistible charms. We stay in the dark contemplating how to bring u to your knees, therefore attaining ultimate world domination. as we laugh evilly..

“mwaah hahahahhahhahah!!!”




 Seriously, u don’t believe that.. and if u Do, then u watch too much TV. Women and men can co exist in a world created for them. Take a break from the conspiracies and dare I ask.. ‘Can’t we all just get along!!!?’ Curb the resentment and nurse your broken heart because not every girl is out to get you. An ex is an ex for a reason guys but not all girls are destined to be your downfall.

Now ladies.. your turn.. I mean our turn.. no.. ok whatever,, OUR TURN! We have this misconception that we are the world’s best lie detectors, and quicker picker uppers out there. Speaking of which, even Louis Lane couldn’t tell that Clarke Kent, her co worker and friend was her lover boy Superman. The guy’s only medium at disguise was a pair of glasses.. and she she still didn’t notice (yet she calls herself an investigative journalist). Don’t start resenting men because of prior circumstances. It’s unfair. Not that we think logically when hurt, but we could try.

Now with that being said, I have a business proposal and a manufacturing plan with Victoria’s Secret. I think that instead of just underwear, and I can collaborate and manufacture men with the same criteria as their best bras. It is my brainchild that I gave birth to.. some minutes ago. And still.. in the early stages.








>> First it should be supportive.. because any bra worth its "salt" *should be able to lift u up. Men the same, they should be supportive , don’t discourage. Lift up a girl’s spirits and physically 2 Not saying u shud be Hulk.. but at least for 10 seconds. Not too weak.. and scrawny guys.

>> Lift and separate – never mind I didn't think that 1 out .

>> Fits juuust right. Neither too big or too small but fits u specifically. Take a lesson from Goldilocks, even that inquisitive , indiscreet lil chit knew that size wasn’t everything










>> Transparency. Some like it see through, lacy or opaque. Every1 loves a lil mystery and finding it in a guy is no exception.
Last but most important .. the motto- “Satisfaction Guaranteed”
I’m going with it. Every1 who agrees say ‘AYE' Those who think my idea is stupid?- shut THE HELL UP.